John McCain...

...has a much higher voice when heard in person at the Bank United Center at the University of Miami. This little tidbit of information sponsored by my moronic thought that I might actually get something out of witnessing part of his rally on campus today. I went at around 11:45 pm and he came on for an appearance at about half past midnight, after my friends and I put up with unneccesarily loud Salsa music for 45 minutes (fortunately John McCain's sister decided to amuse us all by getting on stage and shaking her senior citizen hips - no injury either). He spewed bullshit to the hordes of supporters there - who were largely Cuban as evidenced by the Cuban cacophony that resulted when he started asking which Hispanics were in the house; "How many people in here are Venezuelan American?... Puerto Rican?... Cuban?" Another highlight came when he started talking about our good friend, Joe the Plumber. In order to appeal to his Spanish speaking brethren, Senator McCain kindly translated the name, in one of the most pathetically american spanish accents I've ever witnessed (can you really not at least attempt to roll an R?), to "Pepe el Plomero."

Cheers!