Dolla Dolla Bill Ya'll

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/dollar_bill_on_floor_sends_wall

very funny. I particularly like this part:

"I bet it smells like rose petals," mutual funds specialist Ken Stoute said. "My friend's friend Tim Formato? He's on the board at Westminster Securities and he says he touched it. He said it was warm and soft and wonderful. He said he knows where it is now, and I can put in an option on seeing it tomorrow for only $85."